Lisps

Comforting a child who is upset about receiving speech services….
Me: “There’s nothing wrong with getting extra help. Actually, when I was a kid, I used to get help with my speech.”
Kid: “Really, why?”
Me: “Well, I used to have a hard time pronouncing certain sounds, because I had something called a lisp.”
Kid: “Oh yeah. I noticed that.”

Alright. Well. Screw you.

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