June 25, 2014

Me: “So are you excited for summer?”
Kid: “Ummm does a bear shift in the woods?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, does a bear WHAT?”
Kid: “Shift. In the woods.”
Me: “SHIFT?”
Kid: “Yes– like shift around. My dad says it all the time. Does a bear shift in the woods?”
Me: “Umm I don’t know. Does it?”
Kid: (exasperated) “Oh my gosh, seriously? The answer is YES, OF COURSE!”