At 16 Handles, the person before me in line takes the last of the Eurotart, which I had planned to mix with the Chocolate Brownie already in my cup.
Person: “Oops sorry!”
Me: “Aw that’s ok, it happens!”
Person: “Look at it this way– I probably did you a favor. Your cup is already pretty full!”
Me: (laughing) “I suppose you’re right! Good point!”
Go fuck yourself.