September 11, 2014

I arrive to tutor a kid I haven’t seen since May. She opens the door excitedly…

Kid: “Emily!!”
Me: “Hi kiddo!”
Kid: “Come here. Let me see this” (grabs my hand, inspects it, then screams over her shoulder) “MOMMMMM! STILL NO RING! CALL UNCLE DAVE!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Kid (patting my hand): “Don’t worry. We have a plan.”