November 1, 2013

Dear Students,

Remember this day-after-Halloween feeling (hazy, exhausted, regretful, with a 90% chance of vomit). This is how you will feel every single morning in college, if you’re doing it right. Start developing coping mechanisms now. Those of you who packed a little hair of the dog in your lunches (or better yet ate it for breakfast) are off to a good start.

Because I care about you, 
Miss Emily