What God REALLY said is that on Yom Kippur we should “EAT fast.” Then Abraham whispered it to Sarah, Sarah to Isaac, Isaac to Rebekah and, well, somewhere along the way, the “eat” part got lost. So really this whole “fast” thing was just a misunderstanding created by a biblical game of telephone.

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