Watching the movie version of our class read-aloud (Because of Winn Dixie), and Dave Matthews makes a surprise cameo.

Me: “Did any of you recognize that man who played Otis?
Kid: “I did!”
Me: “Really?”
Kid: “No.”
Me: “Ok, then why did you say yes?”
Kid: “Because whenever you ask questions like that and nobody says yes, you get sad, put your head in your hands, and talk about how old you feel.”