Me (to kid of Ebola-fearing mom): “So I heard you had strep last weekend. I got it on Tuesday.”
Kid: “Yeah, my mom told me. She said you must have touched your eye or nose with the gloves on.”
Me: “No, honey. I assure you I did not touch anything while wearing those super nifty gloves. Please remind Mom that strep is airborne. If we are breathing in the same space, we can infect one another.”
Kid: “Oh. No wonder my dad called her an idiot.”