Kid: “Are you still going to come tutor me next Thursday?”
Me: “No, it’s Thanksgiving.”
Kid: “I know. But my mom thought maybe you didn’t have plans, since you don’t have a husband or kids.”
Me: “Well believe it or not, kiddo, you don’t need EITHER of those things to celebrate Thanksgiving! So you can let mom know I have plans with family and friends.”
Kid: “Ok.” (Screaming over shoulder) “Mommmmm!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, Emily DOES have plans!!!!!”