Reading a story about a kid whose parents are divorced….

Me: “Do you understand what that means? That they’re divorced?”
Kid: “Yeah. Divorce is what happens when a man gets in a bath tub with a woman who isn’t his wife, and then the wife finds out.”
Me: “Wow. That was specific.”
Kid: “You know my Uncle Dave?”
Me: “The one you and your mom want me to date? Yes.”
Kid: “That’s why HE’S divorced.”