Monday mornings are always the perfect opportunity to reflect on all the things I meant to (but didn’t) do over the weekend, and thus feel terrible about myself.
“But Emily, you started a blog!” Yes. Here’s a list of things that I did NOT do:
1. Throw out that 3-months expired cottage cheese
2. Speak to any humans over the age of 10 days
3. Shower
4. Eat food not from cans/wine bottles
5. Throw out that candy wrapper. No, not the Toostie Roll wrapper, the Hershey’s Nuggets wrapper. Not the one by the couch. The one in my bed. The other one in my bed.
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