While tutoring, the kid hands me a pouch of chocolate gelt…

Kid: “I got you this for Hanukkah!”
Me: “Aww, thanks kiddo! I love gelt!”
Kid: “Really?”
Me: “Of course!”
Kid: “Ok good. Because I WANTED to get you a REALLY nice gift like the one I got my teacher for Christmas, but my Mom said Hanukkah is not really the most important holiday for jewish people. Like it’s not like how Christmas is for us.”
Me: “Well, that’s actually true– your mom is a smart lady!”

Your mom is an anti-semite.

#happyhanukkah