This was sent to me by a friend last night (she is the blue text bubble; random dating app guy is the white).

If this is what “me time” really means, I have to re-think every conversation I’ve ever had. In fact, I definitely listed “me time” as a favorite hobby of mine on my dating profile.

(Side note: I am going to curb my commentary on the amount of LOLing happening in this conversation, as I love this friend dearly. But seriously, I hope you were drunk.)