I’m totally that cool, chill, down-to-earth girl who looks forward to and loves every aspect of Super Bowl parties, just not in the sense that I understand the game or know any of the players or rules or terms or know which teams are playing or understand point systems or want to be included in pools/boxes/betting of any kind or get why anyone would find any aspect of football interesting or entertaining.

What I’m trying to say is that I fucking LOVE mini hot dogs.