I just witnessed a mom pulling her bratty toddler son down the street as he screams, cries, flails his arms, stomps his feet, and wails, over and over, “NOOOOO! I don’t like the cold! I DON’T LIKE IT! I DON’T LIKKKKKKKKKKKE ITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!”

And as I stare at this hysterical, out-of-control kid, hell-bent on making sure every innocent bystander knows JUST how miserable the cold is making him, and going about it in the most dramatic, obnoxious way possible, I can’t help but think– oh good. Now I can stop doing it.

Thanks for taking over, kid.