If there was an “I don’t care” button right next to the “Like” button, it would prevent 98% of the useless crap on Facebook from ever being posted, as most people wouldn’t risk having the “I don’t cares” outnumber the “likes” on their cat photo. People would actually think twice about what they’re putting out there for the world to read, and it would undoubtedly cut down on all the mindless bullshit being posted.

But like, THIS post you would “Like.” Right, guys?

Never mind. I take everything back.