(Part of the #June series)

Kid: “Why do we have to learn this?”

Me: “Because I’m going to Active Mind’s Casino Night tonight, and I’ll be too tired to teach you a damn thing tomorrow. Anyway, wanna donate? Here’s the link: Active Minds. Tell your parents! Seriously. That’s your homework. To donate. No, this is not a conflict of interest. Shhhhhh.”

#june