My Sassy Pedicurist, while examining the state of my marathon-season feet….
Sassy: “Running is good. Keep you thin. But give you feet like man.”
Me: “At least I have all my toenails this time!”
Sassy: “No toenail, no problem. I paint over. This (pointing to blister) I can’t do nothing. You lucky summer over. No man want to see this.”
Me: “But I have a date tonight. I’m wearing sandals.”
Sassy: (With a stern look of disapproval) “I do what I can. But you want husband, you wear socks tonight.”