June 28, 2014

Kicking off summer right with Sassy Pedicurist:

Sassy: “I see you get sun.”
Me: “Yes, I laid out in the park today.”
Sassy: “Sun bad for skin. Give you wrinkles.”
Me: “And let me guess…THIS is why I don’t have a husband?”
Sassy: “I just try to do you favor.”
Me: “Well, thanks. But I’m doing just fine.”
Sassy: “My cousin say that. She die alone.”