July 10, 2014

Sassy Pedicurist’s take on going to Israel, mid-war:

Me: “Do you think I should still go?”
Sassy: “Dangerous. But I have client who go and meet husband there. You meet husband there, danger is ok.”
Me: “So you’re saying it’s worth risking my life to meet a husband?” 
Sassy (shrugging): “What life you have with no husband?”
Me: “Excuse me, I have a—”
Sassy: “None. No life.”