That moment when your humor just doesn’t translate.

Me (to the male, Indian orthopedic massage therapist): “So is it a strained glute?”
Therapist: “This is more a problem with the IT band, mostly in the hip. There is some tension in the glute, though, yes.”
Me: “So basically, I can just tell people I have a tight ass?”
Therapist: “No ma’am. As I said, it is the IT band. The iliotibial band.”
Me: “Right but I prefer to say I have a tight ass.”
Therapist: “Ok ma’am. You can say what you like. But it will not be true.”