September 1, 2014

Sassy Pedicurist says what you’ve all been thinking.

Sassy: “Why you look tired today?”
Me: “I’m just in a bad mood. I go back to work tomorrow.”
Sassy: “But you have no work in summer?”
Me: “Well, yeah, but–”
Sassy: “You travel and lay in sun? You get nice tan?”
Me: “Yeah…”
Sassy (giant eye-roll): “Oh boo HOO. I SOOOO sad for you.”