Sassy Pedicurist is wasting no time these days. The moment I walk into the nail salon…
Me: “Pedicure, please.”
Sassy: (staring at my boots) “After pedicure you go to moon?”

(For the record, she is about the 10th person to make this joke about my boots, but this is the first time I’ve had a burst-into-laughter response because a) everything is funnier in broken english and b) I am very, very afraid of her.)