I’m so excited about the number of views my blog has gotten, I don’t even care that 90% of them are most definitely my stalker ex-boyfriend, refreshing his browser every 5 seconds while adding me to his “People to Kill” list, Billy Madison style.

The other 10% are my mom, repeatedly typing the full URL (http://www. included) and yelling, “Steve– am I doing this right?”

In more certain statistics, I am 100% sure my sister has neither looked at my blog nor knows what a blog is.