I just spent my entire treadmill run eye-flirting with the guy running on the treadmill across from mine, who was clearly checking me out. Trust me, the glances and half-smiles were unmistakable. After 30 minutes of this, he finished his run, hopped off his treadmill, and came right over to mine.

So that he could kiss his significant other, who was working out next to me.

And who was a man.