See! Look! (You can’t have a mouth if you’re gay, though).

Also, you can be Black (one particular shade only)! Or Asian (sort of)! Or Indian (I think?)! Or Jaundiced!

But you can only be gay if you’re white. Because gay emojis only come in white.

I don’t make the rules, people.

This seems like it might be a giant step in the wrong direction.

(P.S. Doesn’t matter how white, black, gay or straight you are, you can NOT celebrate Chanukah. Sorry, had to stick a Jew gripe in there somewhere).