(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

Tutoring Ebola Mom’s kid… 

Me (to kid, whose eyes are bloodshot, with a runny nose): “You feeling ok?” 

Kid: “Yeah I just have allergies. I’m allergic to dust and pollen.” 

Me: “Ugh I’m sorry. Do you take medication?” 

Kid: “No. My mom just tells me not to go near stuff I’m allergic to.”

Me: “She tells you not to go near dust and pollen?”

Kid: “Yeah.”

Me: “That sounds hard to do.”

Kid (sneezing, rubbing eyes): “It is.”

Yeah. Sounds like classic Ebola mom advice. 

Better break out those gloves.