1. Any one of the over 250 elementary school students I’ve taught over the last 8 years.
2. This emoji 
3. Booger McPorkpie
4. My left pinky toe. Unpolished.
5. A deaf, mute mime
6. Ralph from The Simpsons
7. The pile of shit I found in the stairwell last week

— Potential Moderators who would have done a better job than Lester Holt