1. Any one of the over 250 elementary school students I’ve taught over the last 8 years.
  2. This emoji img_1179
  3. Booger McPorkpie
  4. My left pinky toe. Unpolished.
  5. A deaf, mute mime
  6. Ralph from The Simpsons
  7. The pile of shit I found in the stairwell last week

— Potential Moderators who would have done a better job than Lester Holt

 

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