Lying in bed…

Eric: “Just give me a little scratch on the back. Come on.” 

Me: “No. I’m tired and sore and I just want to go to bed.”

Eric: “Come onnnn! Play with me!”

Me: “Seriously. I’m tired and I don’t feel well.” 

Eric: “FINE. I’m just going to turn around and pretend like you’re not even here lying next to me.”

Me: “That’d be great. Thank you.”

30 seconds later…