I knew it– this whole time, the Smurfs were nothing but white KKK members.
Seriously guys, my whole world is falling apart here.
In fact, I’m thinking of adding this to the “what I’m looking for” section of my dating profile, which currently has NOTHING in it. So basically I’m fine with your commitment issues, heroine addiction, seixism, and tendency to store bodies in your basement, but if you see blue/black I just can’t.