A student in my class was having a “lady problem” and needed to go to the nurse. As I walked her there, I could tell she felt embarrassed, so I put my arm around her, smiled and said, “Don’t worry. It’s a very common thing. Part of the joys of being a woman!”

Her: “I haven’t found many joys.”
Me: “It gets better, kid. Promise.”
Her: “Really? Like how?”
Me: “It just does.”
Her: “But in what ways?”

Yeah I got nothin.