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No Secrets in THAT House

“Oh my god, have so much fun [at your bachelorette party] tonight! At my bachelorette party I got so drunk, there were MULTIPLE strippers, and there are just these ridiculous photos of me hanging off of stripper poles and, like, penises EVERYWHERE.”

— Parent of former student, just now on the street, while holding her 5-year-old daughter’s hand.

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I Don’t Know What This Means

Tutoring an 8th grader….

Me: “So I have a little treat for you. My bridal shower was this weekend and I have all these leftover cookies– would you like one?”

Kid: “Oh my god, you’re getting married?!”

Me: “Yes! In June.”

Kid: “Aw yay! You’re getting married! I really couldn’t figure out WHAT your deal was.”

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