6th grader (noticing my neon green nail color): “That nail polish is…VERY green.”

Me (laughing): “Oh, yeah, I went to a party this weekend and it was an 80s theme, so I painted my nails the brightest neon color I could find.”

6th grader: “Because people wore bright nail polish in the 1800s?”

Me: “Wait what no, no– not the 1800s. The 80s.”

6th grader: “What’s the difference?”