6 thoughts on “This Helpful Guy

  1. Oh my god, there’s more than one of them:

    “So I’m sure you’ve been busy with work, and that’s why you haven’t gotten back to me. So I’ve prepared some replies for you that you can cut and paste and send back to me.
    Reply 1: Wes, you are very handsome and unfortunately your email was lost in the sea of creeps that have been emailing me. But yes, I would love to kick it sometime.
    Reply 2: Wes, you are very handsome but I’ve been too busy to get back to you. I’ll get back to you in the next couple days.
    Reply 3: Wes, you are very handsome but I’ve actually met someone from another dating site but he seems kind of lame, so I’ll probably be hitting you up soon.
    Reply 4: Wes, you are very handsome but you are not my type. Good luck in your search.
    Reply 5: I don’t think any of this is funny, I take myself way too seriously, and I actually have to go now because I have a therapy appointment…but yes, you are very handsome.

    I hope to hear from you, and if not, then just remember that I considered you worth the effort:)”

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    1. Hahhaha CLASSIC. Why do they all feel the need to include the hot/handsome part?! Without that, it’s ALMOST funny. Almost.

      I do NOT like the line about the therapy appointment though. Wes is a douche.

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  2. Oh god, there’s more than one of them:

    “So I’m sure you’ve been busy with work, and that’s why you haven’t gotten back to me. So I’ve prepared some replies for you that you can cut and paste and send back to me.
    Reply 1: Wes, you are very handsome and unfortunately your email was lost in the sea of creeps that have been emailing me. But yes, I would love to kick it sometime.
    Reply 2: Wes, you are very handsome but I’ve been too busy to get back to you. I’ll get back to you in the next couple days.
    Reply 3: Wes, you are very handsome but I’ve actually met someone from another dating site but he seems kind of lame, so I’ll probably be hitting you up soon.
    Reply 4: Wes, you are very handsome but you are not my type. Good luck in your search.
    Reply 5: I don’t think any of this is funny, I take myself way too seriously, and I actually have to go now because I have a therapy appointment…but yes, you are very handsome.

    I hope to hear from you, and if not, then just remember that I considered you worth the effort:)”

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