Getting the Job Done

Yesterday around noon, I developed a somewhat debilitating headache. The pain was so bad that I considered canceling my after-school tutoring sessions. But, despite the fact that I was squeezing my head between my hands and barely able to move my neck, I thought to myself, “Just make it through this, and you’ll have $300 cash in your pocket.”

And then I thought, “Oh god, this is exactly what hookers say to themselves.” And that was extremely unsettling.

Because come on, Emily– if hookers can do it, surely so can you!



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