Never say to your therapist, “It’s complete batshit insanity!” in reference to a fairly common work problem. Because their insanity scale is slightly skewed, and starting your story with this statement is bound to produce an unimpressed reaction when you hit the big “And THEN I was expected to finish ALL THAT PAPER WORK in only TWO days!” climax.

Oh also it’s highly offensive and insulting to their entire profession. And to you.