Me: “I have too many Dans in my phone. I’m getting confused. I was labeling them by the dating app, but now there are 2 Dan J-swipes.”

Co-teacher: “Well you went out with one of them. I assume you learned his last name?”

Me: “Yeah, why?”

Co-teacher: “You could put him in your phone with his last name, instead of the dating app.”

Me: “Ohhh. Good idea.”

Co-teacher: “It wasn’t really an idea. It’s just what normal people do.”

Interesting.