On my prep, I overhear two 5th graders in the hallway: 

Kid 1: “What time is it?”

Kid 2: “8:62”

Seriously– how do you still not understand the fundamental concepts of time?!? Shame on your 1st grade teacher. 

Oh wait. That was me. 

In fact, I was also your 3rd grade teacher. 

Let’s never speak of this again.