Us (to the school custodian): “Will the AC be fixed tomorrow?! It’s going to be 95 degrees! We’re suffering in here and it’s only in the 80s today!”

Custodian: “You have FOUR DAYS left.”

Us: “But it’s so hot on the 5th floor! The heat rises! We can’t breathe!”

Custodian: “Not even 4 days! 3 and a half days! That’s IT. I’m here ALL SUMMER.”

Good. Someone to find my remains.

#wemightdieinhere