Eric: (handing me a bouquet of roses): “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

Me: “Aw, thank you. This is so unnecessary! You know I don’t care at ALL about Valentine’s Day, I told you that. It’s such a dumb holiday.”

Eric: “K, then give me $20.”

Me (out loud): (laughs) 

Me (internally): He only paid $20 for these?! On VALENTINES DAY?!