Yesterday…

Kid: “My dad has a connection so he and my mom have seen Hamilton on Broadway twice. He can get tickets so easily.”

Me: “Oh really? Well tell him that his daughter’s teachers would LOVE to go see it!”

Kid: “Ok, I will.”

Today…

Me: “So did you talk to Dad about tickets?”

Kid: “Yeah. He said it would be impossible.”

Me: “Aw, ok. Thanks for trying!”

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!