Hungover from Phish, looking for some eggs. 

Us: “Hi, we saw online you had a brunch menu, can we see that please?”

Waiter: “Oh I’m sorry, that’s Sunday only.”

Us: “Oh no! We all REALLY need some eggs.”

Waiter (smiling): “Oh, ok. So you guys ALL want to order eggs then?”

Us (excited): “Yes!”

Waiter: “Yeah no we definitely can’t do that.”