Hungover from Phish, looking for some eggs.
Us: “Hi, we saw online you had a brunch menu, can we see that please?”
Waiter: “Oh I’m sorry, that’s Sunday only.”
Us: “Oh no! We all REALLY need some eggs.”
Waiter (smiling): “Oh, ok. So you guys ALL want to order eggs then?”
Us (excited): “Yes!”
Waiter: “Yeah no we definitely can’t do that.”