As I come in from my run…

Doorman: “Emily, you have a package.”
Me: “Oh great– is it heavy? If so I’ll come back for it later.”
Doorman: “Nah, not at all. It’s big, but it’s very light. Nothing you can’t handle.”
Me: “Oh ok cool. I’ll take it then.”

I just fell trying to push it across the hallway.