The TV has been on Spanish mode for the past 4 hours and I just noticed.

Usually it’s Eric’s job to tell me “Hey, do you realize you’re watching the TV on mute?” or “Hey, do you realize you didn’t turn on the AC, and that’s why it’s 105 degrees in here?” or “Hey, I see you’re about to throw out the trash, but do you realize you’re not wearing pants?”

I don’t know how I ever lived alone.