Kid: “Why should I even learn this? Donald Trump doesn’t know ANYTHING and he gets to be president! So the less I know, the more successful I’ll be!”
Me (heart breaking, eyes welling up): “Oh, kiddo.  Please tell me you don’t actually believe that. Please, please tell me you know that’s not true.”
Kid: “Hahahah nah! My Dad just told me to say that to you to freak you out. You should see your face right now!”