I’ll Show You What’s Not Safe

Waiting to cross the street, minding my own business, a lady sidles up next to me….

Lady: “You really shouldn’t be wearing flip flops in your condition.”

Me: “Thanks for the advice. But I just got a pedicure, so I need the flip flops. I’m walking a total of 2 blocks. I’ll be fine.”

Lady: “Well you should let your nails dry at the salon and then put on better shoes. Walking on the street in flip flops is not safe– for you OR for your baby.”

So anyway that’s why there’s a dead lady on the corner of 90th and 1st.


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