When I flew to Israel 2 years ago and went through the VERY intense security check, I was irrationally intimidated by the seriousness with which the Israeli man questioned me. So I did what I always do when I’m uncomfortable– I got sarcastic.

Security: “Are you jewish?”
Me: “Yes.”
Security: “Do you have a hebrew name?”
Me: “Yes.”
Security: “What is your hebrew name?”
Me: “Shoshana.”
Security: “Where did you get this name from?”
Me: “I don’t know…God?”

He did not smile. At all. In fact, there was a 10 second period where I was certain he was not going to let me on the plane.

So tonight when I go through the Israeli security, I will not be making that mistake again.

This time, I’ll give a wink after the sarcastic comment. Maybe even a friendly little “jk” punch to his shoulder.

Because I think the problem is that last time, he just missed the joke.

Which is ok.

Not everyone can be as smart as Americans.