Kid: “How come you always wear the same thing when you come to tutor me?”
Me (in a completely unnecessary defensive tone): “I do NOT!”
Kid: “Yes you do. You always wear that green sweater.”
Me: “I really don’t think that’s accurate. I admit I wear this sweater a lot, but not every week.”
Kid: “Yes you do. Look.” (Pulls out tally chart below) “I’ve been keeping track since October.”

Well I’ll be damned.